How do you spell She-Ra? I don't know if my spelling is right but I like it so I'll go with it! If you see these headlines in your Dallas Morning News (come on please don't tell me Michael and I are the only nerds out there that still read the thing) don't be shocked- She-Ra runs Lynette into the Ground!!!
She-Ra is what I call the amazingly in shape neighbor who runs a boot camp in my neighborhood! I have been going for about three weeks (I know you can't really tell can you! ha!) and seriously she is killing me! I mean it is the hardest thing ever. I am totally in shape for Wipe Out now- just waiting on the producers to notice me in my hot workout gear and think dang- I think she could totally conquer the red balls- yeah because I could duh!!!
Anyway She-Ra is getting me ready for the tremendous weight gain that I call pregnancy- NOPE, not pregnant but hoping to be in the next 6 mths (or 6 yrs!) and we all know Lynette here transforms into a beached whale during pregnancy- and for real I am not kidding- should we mention that Michael Buble ever so kindly told me one time that I now weighed more than he did- hmmmm ask him how that worked out for him! You get my point!
She-Ra seriously must think we are in training camp for the Cowboys or preparing for war at the neighborhood pool because this is hard core boot camp! HARD CORE! But I must say She-Ra has a six pack and Lynette here well I maybe just have a one pack- She-Ra has three kids- Lynette- one- hmmmm do you gain part of your six pack with each kid? I am assuming so- can't wait to have another! ha!!!
So Kris Kardashian (mom) and Bruce Willis (dad) came over last night since Michael is still on tour. We ate and of course the rents totally took over the TV! Seriously I do not want to watch Andy Griffith, BBC or Bob Villa's This Old House- so what did we watch Mission Impossible- oh wait not the movie- the TV show- yes I didn't even know they had such a thing. Don't worry- BORING! I mean they were still using phones with cords on them and cans with strings to talk to each other- SERIOUSLY- how did they SURVIVE! Ugh I am just so glad we have quality reality TV shows now- I mean who doesn't love a good Rock of Love or Cheaters marathon- QUALITY!
All right- apparently I am suppose to be doing my day job here- you know being an actress! Stay tuned...........
