I am one of three girls (remember frizz hair Monica and swinging single Carrie are my sisters), all I know about boys is that they stink, they burp and they well you know.... So anyway now I am the mother to a boy. Dennis is a sweet boy but don't be confused he is still a boy! He is a boy who loves to play in the rain, loves to ride in his pimped out Cozy Coupe and loves to um not take naps!
Who doesn't love naptime. I mean Dennis naptime = Lynette naptime. Well those days seem to be fading as fast as Lindsey Lohan's popularity. Today after a fun filled day riding the trolleys with Jennifer Aniston and Mousketeer P, I put Dennis down for a nap. I was in full naptime routine mode (when Michael is home from tour I have to actually pretend like I am doing something) which meant googling myself and scheduling my botox appointment for tomorrow. I hear Dennis talking, laughing, playing upstairs in his crib. SO I THOUGHT!!!
Finally after an hour I go into his room. Ladies please be warned, graphic description ahead! I walked into what appears to be some sort of weak attempt at decorating. I mean I do love me some chocolate brown paint (such as in our guest bathroom) HOWEVER I do not love it in Dennis's room! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS NOT PAINT! Do you catch my drift. That's right, our little angel decided to mud wrestle with sweet Peter Rabbit in his crib. Yep he made his very own mud pit. Apparently the walls were lacking graffiti so he was kind enough to add that as well. And the diaper- well not sure if he was trying a weak attempt at a strip tease because the diaper was flung clear across the room. And after all this mess- I told our butler to go get Michael out of his recording studio....his response??? "Oh I have seen that before in the fraternity house, its what boys do" REALLY???????? Oh my gosh please help me!
Do I live in Animal House? Am I the house mom of Alpha Crazy Toddler Phi? Maybe today was initiation and this was all some elaborate hoax? It has to be right? Anyway- Dennis was a Menace today but please E! Channel- don't include that part in our True Hollywood Story (which airs in two weeks not that I am gloating or anything!).
