Just Another Weekend in Hollywood

Alright, alright, alright....how was your weekend? Hit up Rodeo Drive? Sip champagne in the Hamptons? Check out the Target Sales? Yea!! Well here is a little recap of our wild one!

Michael had a few concerts out west so Dennis and I were flying solo all weekend. Woohoo PARTEE! And that is exactly what we did- toddler style of course! Tamara (Housewives of OC) and adorable Mouseketeer C hosted a creme de la creme circus party! My friends, as fabulous as they are, totally have this party thing down. I am thinking of submitting these parties to MTV (think My Sweet Sixteen) for a little show. I mean seriously they are THE events to be seen at! Of course Lynnete and Dennis were looking mighty fine in their Old Navy digs! All the peeps were there: Charlotte, Ashley Olsen, Jessica Simpson (unfortunately no Nick), Teresa (one of Juicy Joey's biceps popped so he was not in attendance), Kelly Ripa (Mark was off putting more product in his hair so he was absent) and of course Tamara! There were a few other invitees in attendance however I am just assuming they were commoners and not famous because they actually drove themselves to the party and did not even pose on the red carpet. I thought about conversing with them but then I knew I would not understand that they actually have normal jobs so I decided to keep a safe distance with my sunglasses on as to not try to attract too much attention!

The party was just a smashing success. Mousketeer C had real life circus animals flown in from ummm well wherever circus animals live. Dennis was a huge fan of the elephant however it was unfortunate when the elephant trampled one of those kids. Why were the nannies not watching the kids- ugh- it is so hard to find good help these days. Surely they didn't expect the parent to be watching them, how else would we ever be able to socialize and gossip about a certain hotty hot gymnastics instructor! Anyway Tamara also had a ginormous bounce house and the unfortunate event from that little ditty was when Mouseketeers L and T thought it would be funny to bounce Teresa all around inside and the girl's poor MB gave way. Oh Teresa don't worry, I don't think it will make Page Six but if it does honey, any pub is good pub!

It was so great to catch up with the crew. Speaking of the crew, tomorrow I am going to write out a little cast of characters so to speak, so that you can always reference the bios of my fabulous friends and family! Speaking of friends, poor Jessica Simpson (yep got to say her whole name), her and Nick just sold the mansion (you know after it was featured on the show so much they just feel like they need privacy) and she is stressing because the house they are moving into was formerly owned by Brad and Angelina so it is ultra modern and has an interesting color scheme. It only has seven bathrooms though- HUGE downfall! How on earth would you function with just seven! And to top it off they are getting ready to add another little one to their brood (yes both Jessica and Kelly Ripa are about ready to pop out new Mouseketeers) and now they might actually have to use a bathroom more than one time a week. We never do that, as soon as one day is over Rosie must clean that bathroom before we would use it again in the next few weeks. How do commoners live, I really don't understand it!

The weekend party scene was a roaring success. I have realized that Dennis is very good for my appearances in the papers and mags. My Google hits have gone up exponentially since he has been inducted into society. Charlotte who is the group party and event planner has outlined the calendar for the next few weeks. Which is really helpful for me, I could not imagine having to actually plan my life! Luckily Rosie is here to pretty much do all the housewife chores around here and I have plenty of time to work out and look amazingly hot (wearing Ann Taylor Loft of course!). So that being said, look forward to lots of juicy stories to be coming, but please do not attempt to stalk us. We are just normal (not commoners) celebrities just trying to raise our kids. Stay tuned....

PS- I found a new way to comment-please only comment using your character name. And well if you don't have a character name-well to bad for you. I might add you as long as you are famous enough!