And so it begins...This is my new "adult" blog. Wait, let me clarify that-take your head out of the gutter- it is not "adult" as what most would think- it is kid free! Sure we will talk about our kids and all of the annoying, hilarious, even embarrassing things that happen in our lives which for some of us includes kids but we will not be reporting on Junior's latest 5000 essays that he has written or Sally Sue's Olympic playgroup escapades and we certainly will not report on little Johnny's potty training adventures. Nope- this is an adult blog where we can talk about life and all that goes with it. But of course it would be crazy boring if I just wrote about life such as: "well I made dinner tonight, I burned it again, we ate it, good night." I mean this is not a facebook status or a Twitter forum here people!
So here are the rules to this little blog! NO REAL NAMES WILL BE USED! Even in the comments please do not refer or make comments about people by using their real names. Only their given character names should be used! I like to maintain a level of privacy with this stuff! If you break this rule, well then I might have to ban you from the Internet forever! And yes I do have that power!!
I would love all suggestions, ideas and even input on characters. Bring it on!!! I reserve the right to change characters and will have final approval on all characters! This blog will simply detail daily life- WITH A TWIST!
Now to the good part!!! Are you still with me? Good! Okay so who am I?? Well I am Lynette. You know, Lynette from Desperate Housewives. You know she was not really my first choice for me but honestly it makes sense. I can be a total stress ball, completely unorganized, I like to dress up but am most comfortable in casual clothes and I left the corporate world to raise a family. I do identify with Lynette and I will represent her well. Of course I am married to Michael Buble. I mean really, if you know me, does that surprise you! My husband is the man of my dreams but I do have a serious major obsession with Michael Buble! LOVE HIM! (maybe he will read this!) so what a perfect husband for Lynette!!
Our offspring- well that would be Dennis the Menace. He is not always a CRAZY wild uncaged monkey however he does sport the white hair and does bear some resemblance and can have a wild side so Dennis he is! His little compadres will be known as the Mouseketeers.
Now is this boring yet? All other characters will appear in future posts. I mean would you really want to read about all of my 5000 friends in one post? Yeah me neither! I will introduce you to my immediate family briefly. They will develop as we go!
Mom- Kris Kardashian- This is more of a family joke but hey she is the mother of many girls and my mom does have some mad fashion sense so hey it works! She always sports hoop earrings that a small elephant could jump through!
Dad- Bruce Willis- I know weird I mean he did just get done with all the Die Hard movies but my wise father thinks he looks like Bruce so instead of Bruce Jenner- he gets Bruce Willis!
Sister K- Carrie from Sex in the City- fashionable, single (not married), cosmopolitan (the adjective not the drink although Carrie does love her a good Cosmo) and slick.
Sister C and Husband- Monica and Chandler- Sister C is Type A, has a huge afro of hair that looks like a mop in the humid climate that she lives in (think Monica's trip to Mexico in the last season)- that is Sister C's hair to a T, and loves to cook (and is actually good!). Husband of Sister C- well he is like Chandler in so many way but most of all- I have no clue what his job is and did anyone ever know what Chandler's job was- there you go!
Okay so for those of you who stayed with me! Congrats this post is over! The real fun begins now! Keep coming back! Until then, watch out for the paparazzi when you walk outside, you never know when you might show up on here!!!!
